alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

orangewave:

people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

How do people have shower sex? I can’t even have a shower alone without nearly falling over and decapitating myself

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

sketchydrew:

everyones just liek 420 smokin weed man and im just like 666 hail satan man

bioshck:

*picks up a voxophone and listens to it* *rosalind lutece voice* yo robert she did not just call me a whore, lay down a beat i’m going to torch her ass

sketchydrew:

claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

And you always be backin’ it up, sweet baby corn.